Justin Bieber Sexual Frustration Blog

Mar 8

Jiffy Lube

One day I was walking to work and I cantered past the local car wash. I could hear a loud commotion inside the premises, upon looking further in from the top of the hill, I could see Justin Bieber in car form. A large Hispanic man was rubbing him down with his own two hands. The man’s hands were large and the color of light coffee. His hands slowly slipped down to the exhaust pipe and started slowly gliding up and down the dirty shaft. I heard Justin’s moans escape from where the car horn would belt out. ‘WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ I decided it was my time to join. I entered in the inside of Justin, cut a hole in the upholstery and filled it with my cream. The Hispanic man was threatened by my presence and left me alone to be with Justin. I then turned into a dragon and broke out from inside of Justin like a chick hatching from a shell.